Without pomp or excessive celebration I, your humble narrator, do proudly and graciously present the 2009 XMAS LIST OF DEATH!!
1. Nasty breakup with my semi-girlfriend
2. Friends aunt dies
3. Friends wife has a brain-tumor
4. Friends father has a brain tumor
5. Friends car gets broken into, stereo destroyed.
6. 2 relatives of co-workers slip into comas within a week of each other.
7. the worst headache of my life decides to hang around for a week and a half (still going)
8. Friends retina detaches and initial surgery does not fix the problem.
9. 2 coworkers' sisters die this week.
there's more but it's all slipped my mind.
happy holidays everybody.
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3 comments:
Semi-girlfriend? Did I miss something?
Sorry things are so shitty all over the place in your world.
There has to be one good thing though, find that and focus on it for minute. It might alleviate some of the shit.
Jesus Matt! Come over to our house and have some Egg Nog. We miss you!
At least it didn't all happen to you. "Always look on the bright side of life!"
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